Poisoned by guards?
02/03/10 22:07
A worry for me on my many space travels. Being poisoned is never fun, unless you have a fair maid handy to suck the poison from your delicates, or indeed, wherever it is that you were poisoned.
But seriously, never induce vomit if you think you've been on the nasty end of some poison, it doesn't pull the ladies and that fair maiden will run a mile if she sees you blowing chunks when she should be sucking at your poisoned bits.
But seriously, never induce vomit if you think you've been on the nasty end of some poison, it doesn't pull the ladies and that fair maiden will run a mile if she sees you blowing chunks when she should be sucking at your poisoned bits.
weasel coffee
20/01/10 17:42
A suggestion I was given regarding straining coffee beans, use a weasel!
If anyone serves me any drink that involves a weasel, I'll produce a new variety, called squashed with head juice.
If anyone serves me any drink that involves a weasel, I'll produce a new variety, called squashed with head juice.
Be careful, it's a jungle out there
20/01/10 17:32
If stuck in dense jungle and there seems no way round, cut downwards and as low as possible. Failing that, grab a grenade and vaporise the whole flipping thing!
Never leave home without a few grenades!
Never leave home without a few grenades!
Making rope, not love
20/01/10 17:31
Vines, grasses, rushes, barks, palms and animal hairs can all be used to make rope or line.
Someone once said that I had the hair of an animal, but if anyone suggests making rope from it, I'll cut their balls off.
Someone once said that I had the hair of an animal, but if anyone suggests making rope from it, I'll cut their balls off.