Poisoned by guards?

A worry for me on my many space travels. Being poisoned is never fun, unless you have a fair maid handy to suck the poison from your delicates, or indeed, wherever it is that you were poisoned.

But seriously, never induce vomit if you think you've been on the nasty end of some poison, it doesn't pull the ladies and that fair maiden will run a mile if she sees you blowing chunks when she should be sucking at your poisoned bits.